A Story to tell you dudes about a real Makkeh who is actually a fellow who tries to cover up his ass when he actually knows that he was the cause of the whole drama..just read and hope u enjoy the crap out of it.
Scene: A Threatening Crap Phonecall from a Maama MakkehCharacters:
1. A Makkeh by the name of Murali* (*not his real name)
2. A Maid
3. The Maid's Owner's Daughter by the name of Nilambari* (*not her real name)
4. The Maid's Owner by the name of Prakash* (not his real name)
Here goes,..... It all started with a phone call. Someone call the residence of the Prakashes and looking for some dude by the name of Deva*. Ok you guys got a point to note here. The Owner's full name was Deva Prakash but all call him Prakash as Prakash is HIS NAME!! Deva is his dad's name. So if anyone called for Deva, it will definitely be answered as WRONG NUMBER.
So, that's what the maid replied to that doink and that doink started to be some Maama Makkeh to act as if he is some big shot and started threatening the maid by saying, "Oh, How Dare You Say it's the Wrong Number??? Do you want me to Call up ur Boss and Question him about you???". The Maid was confused and asked him back, "What do you mean it's not the wrong number? There is no such person in the house!" Then that makkeh started to say that his name was Murali* and asked her to pass him the Boss's number. But while this was going on, some arguments were going on and made both the maid and the Murali Makkeh frustrated. The maid started to say that her boss does not know who the heck he is and asked what's the full name of the person he is looking for (check out the maid in investigation). He then said he was looking for Deva Prakash. Murali kept on pestering for the number. The Maid got pissed and just gave the number to him. After that the maid wanted Prakash's Daughter Nilambari to talk to him to find out what is this doink trying to do. But at that point of time, she was sleeping as she wasn't feeling too good. When the maid told Murali to talk to the daughter, he hung up the line immediately. ???. I know what you guys mite be thinking at this point, but nvm, let the story go on.
That Maama Makkeh called Prakash and asked him whether it was Deva on the line. "Sorry I am not him and I do not know who you are" replied Prakash. That Makkeh said ok and Hung up. Later the maid called up the owner and asked if such a person called him. He told her whatever happened and asked why. She as well told him whatever happened. Prakash even told her that he does know his number as the number appeared as private number. But she very well know that she did see some numbers when she was on the line with that Insect. About half an hour later, Nilambari woke up and saw her maid telling her something in a very irritated manner. The maid explained about that Makkeh well enough and how he was on the phone. Nilambari then started to check the phone for his number. She asked her maid if she could remember some of the numbers. Nilambari managed to get hold of the dude after dialing an unknown number.
"Did anyone called this Residence?" she asked. "Yes, I called earlier, are u tamil?"the makkeh replied. Well that was not the point whether she was tamil or not. But then she didn't care about what he said as she suspected that it was that makkeh on the line. "Who is this?" she asked twice as he was asking if she was tamil. He said that he was Murali. She asked what time roughly he called and he replied. Nilambari double checked with the maid in tamil as that was the only language she could converse with the maid. Overhearing that, that makkeh told Nilambari to speak in tamil. "That's it for him" she thought.
"Fine Let's Speak in Tamil If You Wish!" she replied to him in tamil. Nilambari questioned him on why he started threatening her maid. He insist that he did not. Nilambari asked her maid what exactly he told her so that he can hear what was going on. The maid did. He was denying all the way. He then started to tell stories that he was looking for a person by that name all over the country for job issue. He sound as if he was stuck and he did not know how to answer her. Therefore stories about job issues and crap came along. " I am not here to hear your happy and sad stories (imagine that in direct translation in tamil) . I only want to know why you threatened my maid and when we ask my father whether he knows you, he said no. So please explain." He immediately butt in and said, "No no, I called and it was a wrong number." "But if it was the wrong number, then why my father must mention that it was a MURALI who called him and did asked for a Deva??" Nilambari questioned back. That Maama Makkeh Got Panicked!!! "I have got your number in my hands pal. Don't try your tricks with me. One more time we get a call like this that's it for you!" Nilambari fired him. "Ok ok..no such thing will happen like that. Really" that Makkeh replied in panic.
After hunging up, Nilambari needed to find out where was this dude calling from. She called up the directory and found out exactly where the freak he was. He is working for some company!!! But if he is working for some company, then why the heck he told her stories on job issues for??? Hmmm... Mad Maama Makkeh.. Well people, these kind of people can really be annoying. Best way to shut them up, well, I think I will use Nilambari's tactic if that happened again. Cos that Makkeh never tried calling back again!!!!
END.
posted by ..BLaCkDiVa.. @ 3:32 PM
